blissrage

A sense of longing frustration brought on by something so attractive, pleasing, or ideal that a person can't deal with it. A frightening paradox of pleasure that's so good it must be avoided.

To contrast with negative frustration-based rage types, blissrages are occasionally welcomed or sought out by the rager depending on the situation. They are just as often, however, completely avoided by persons who don't want to risk losing composure in certain circumstances.

Celebrity attractiveness, delicious foods, music, and puzzle solutions are common causes.

Flo from the Progressive commercials has such a hot voice that I can't watch TV because I'll blissrage hard if she comes on. I nearly crushed my remote in sexual anger the last time she said, "happens to me all the time!"

by Quintus Abraham July 3, 2011

Bliss Squared

The pinnacle of happiness.

Exceeding the standard for absolute happiness or joy.

This vacation was bliss squared.

The letter from John made me bliss squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

blisshead

A person who frequents "Conscious Festivals"and can barely hold down a job because "the universe is going to provide". Someone who sits in lotus posture and will not move for hours on end when they are supposed to be at work or helping the person they said they would help. Someone who fails to deal with reality in its entirety. Someone claims to want only peace and love in the world, and yet instead of contributing to the betterment of society, take hallucinogens like LSD or ayahuasca, and/or do tons of kundalini yoga to "raise their vibrations" because they cannot handle one second of "going into the matrix" to help the very same people "in the matrix" they said they would want to help.

Boss- "Hey have you seen Logan? He was supposed to be at work 4 hours ago."
Coworker- "Logan is at lightning in a bottle, didn't he tell you?"
Boss- "He said he'd be here"
Coworker- "He said he 'manifested a free ticket' this morning... What a blisshead!"
Boss- "He's fired, what an asshole"

by Fuckface1111 April 20, 2017

blissing

The word describing the unadulterated affection for someone or something.

I am blissing so hard on this chai tea, double foam latte.

by WILLIONA1RE November 30, 2017

Blissues

When you got issues but you blessed.

“Yo he can’t afford his diabetic test stripes”

“Yeah but he drives a Mercedes... he got blissues.”

by Tictaki01 June 28, 2018

Blissquean

A Blissquean is a woman who takes pleasure in her husband or boyfriend having at least one other girlfriend. Separate from a Cuckquean, the Blissquean has no desire for or any interest in humiliation and will be sexually active with her husband and his girlfriend(s). The Blissquean is not focused on gender identity or position hood, but instead on everyone's joy and expanding compersion.

Damn George is one too lucky dude his girlfriend is a blissquean!

by maplefrost August 16, 2018

bdissy

combination of a booty dick pussy. when someone is being the ultimate worst.

C’mon take the shot. Don’t be such a bdissy.

by pussy bitch dick loser August 21, 2018