Bock

A hairstyle resembling a dried, stiff, dirty rag mop with fake curls similar to a mullet. Usually enhanced with the inclusion of cigarette smoke and a receding hairline.

Hey, that is a nice "bock". Would you come over and clean my floors with it later?

by Stimey June 7, 2003

Bock

A megalomanic of low skill or competence who has just enough power or authority to make one's life miserable. A Bock can usually be appeased with fawning or flattery.
See also: Tinpot Dictator

Man! That new systems intern is a real Bock!

by Steve June 9, 2003

bocelli

(n) a hot lady. usually used in a one word sentence from one male to another to signify he has spotted one.

bocelli

by beefdonut July 9, 2003

bock

Bock comes from the latin word charbockous. The german work bock is dervived from the word charbockous which means annoying homosexual.

"Yo man u get a good look at that guy he was the biggest bock I've ever seen."

by Dubbs July 9, 2004

bock

A penis with a nipple at the end (like on a boob).

"Hey, Suzie!"
"Hey, Johnny!"
"Want to jack off my bock?"
"OK!"
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
"Mmmmm"
"Damn, I don't know if it's milk or cum!!!!111 I'll drink it to find out then!"

by Mr. Bock Man (RC) February 18, 2005

bochka

the Canadian term for diarrhea

I just bochkaed

by waddle December 5, 2018

bocks

A even more geeky and slang based use of the common slang word box referring to female genitalia, only in this usage the word refers to an attractive female as a whole.

OMG dude! did you see that hot bocks at the coffee shop?

by Tw3ak July 2, 2007