knuckle blower

When a guy jerks off and it just dribbles down his knuckles instesd of shooting off towards the sky

Dude your nothing but a knuckle blower .

by Wrinkleintime April 8, 2018

anus blower

Anus blower: A leafbower-type of sex toy that you put up the anus

and use to blow everything around it can also be used to inflate the stomach like a balloon. May cause serious injury without the proper amount of lube applied

Guy #1"Dude, she's so into me, she even let me use an anus blower"
Guy #2"On her or on yourself?" Guy #1"What do you think?" Guy #2"Dude I leterally see the tear streaks"

by The anus blower June 3, 2016

The blower vac

Like a rusty trombone but instead of the her hand reaching around there is a 2nd woman giving you head.

I just had the experience of my life those 2 sluts just gave me the blower vac

by Owey32 January 20, 2018

It's a blower

A bad day, bad decision, bad occurance.

"You see that accident? It's a blower.''

by tirtle October 26, 2019

Alaskan Leaf Blower

The Alaskan Leaf blower is when you stick the opposite end of a disposable vape into your butt and fart, causing smoke to come out the mouthpiece end.

"Dude Trey hit the Alaskan Leaf Blower last night at the party!"
"Really? What a mad man!"

by DaddyCool23 October 10, 2023

Fanny Blower

A blower of fannies. But it's actually what fans were called in the 1900's

"Turn off the fanny blower, Micheal! You're going to raise the power bill!"

by The all-knowing funny worder April 17, 2023

Arkansas leaf blower

The act of having your partner complete fellatio on you until climax, at which point you quickly cover their mouth with one hand and tickle them with the other until your seed is exhaled through their nose.

“Mel was talking big game last night, so I turned her into an Arkansas leaf blower to shut her up

by ReyisRight November 21, 2023