Blobnom

"The act of giving someone affection through discord emote in the form of 2 blobs nomming each other "

they love each other so much they spam the blobnom emote every time they are online together

by Blobnom Fan September 2, 2020

blonde-spond

The only proper way to respond to mansplaining: feigning ignorance.

Mansplain: See, they put it in an oven, which is basically just a way to make it hot...
Blonde-spond: Oh, so you mean like the opposite of a fridge?

by Grandma Richard December 31, 2020

blonde superman

Jason Grace aka brick/stapler
lover. Get over it, fandoms are
strange. If you don't know Jason
Grace, sit down and read Heroes
of Olympus.

Jason Grace=Blonde Superman

by Rana Kamistar November 25, 2021

Blonde Cream Pie

Blonde Cream Pie

I was fucking this young blong girl she was spread eagle as I fucked her. I shot my hot cum I to her sweet tight count. As I with drew my cock I could see my cum dripping from her blond pussy making a Blonde Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker January 27, 2022

Blonde Latina

A blonde latina are the lightskins of latinas. Once a latina dyes her hair blonde she'll hit you with "Who's this?" She'll start ignoring your calls/texts. She'll start feeling superior to dark haired latinas.

Look at her acting like a blonde latina

by zzazza December 16, 2021

Blon

A word collectively used by known dumbasses @therealflap and @tr1pped_on_re4lity on Instagram, typically in character from stupidified version of "Pennywise" from Stephen King's "IT."

"Wanna blon? 🤡🎈"
"Wait where did my blons go..."
"I stole all your blons!!"
"Oeny when his blon pops:

👹👹👹😡🤬"

by superblonlover January 26, 2023

Blonde-dysmorphia

When you have blonde hair but still think you are a brunette. Forever thinking you are not blonde enough.

I just had my highlights done but my

blonde-dysmorphia thinks I'm still dark.

by Rhenium after dark March 31, 2023