Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019

Blob

Something with a simple, rounded shape, usually flacid, and sometimes with a simple face, the eyes being black dots and the mouth (if it has one) being a line

You are a pink blob inside a skeleton that is inside of a meat suit.

by starmaxt April 09, 2022

blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018

Blob Ross

Totally bob ross, original, not copying anything at all

John: Hey let’s watch Blob Ross!
Don: Isn’t he just copying Bob Ro-
John: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhut up

by Grammatically Incorrect Fish July 26, 2022

De Blob

Only the best game ever made, except I have never played it. Is there a sequel? If there is I've heard its pretty good as well. The game and its alleged sequel were on sale in the 2023 Steam Winter Sale.

Hey man I just downloaded De Blob off of steam since it was on sale for 5 dollars.
No way
No way
No Way

by AsteroidBK January 10, 2024

blob universe

its a project that moriah elizabeth made , she makes blobs and then paints them . she wants to make 5,000 of them

moriah elizabeth has made pickle a blob universe blob

by zuzi :) June 27, 2024

Team blob

A sexy, beautiful team of 7th graders. The team consists of 4 members, called Blob, marmita, shentzoora and jeripiltan. They are gods who are also very sexy.

You're not gonna believe who I saw today... Team blob!!!! They're even sexier irl.

by Punkjunk November 12, 2023