Bit Finders

Binoculars Used for Finding Bitties

"There's a raft coming down the River, grab the Bit Finders and check it out"

by Drunk_ass July 13, 2009

bit bender

Low man on the computer programming totem pole. Turns other peoples ideas into code.

Stick him in a cubby. He's just a bit bender. We can get those by the bus load.

by kurcules July 27, 2010

Bit the Pretzel

To completely fumble a near-perfect situation with a female.

That girl was so into Gary until he managed to spill his red wine all over her red dress. He bit the pretzel.

by gary the pretzel December 19, 2011

bit mining

A sexual act; to gain pleasure from the act of sucking bits of fecal matter from an anus

Judah enjoyed his date with Adolf after vigorous bit mining.

by anon123456 October 11, 2012

bit my thesis

To contemptuously steal another's idea and use it as your own.

Jay told the boss about my proposal to streamline plant operations and increase production by 50%. The boss loved it, and he got a promotion! Dat bitch-ass totally bit my thesis!!!

by Glockgirl February 23, 2014

bit their own toes off

Regretting a bad decision - making a wrong choice and regretting it later

They ordered our machine at work from a different company because it was cheaper, it's been nothing but trouble. Boy, they really bit their own toes off!

by Dr. HaHa April 14, 2014

bit of bants

Usually used to describe a funny scenario. Can be used to describe a scenario which was in no way 'banterous'.

-What if your plane crash landed in Syria?
-Be a bit of bants, wouldn't it.

by JR THE BEAST August 13, 2016