Jizz Berries

The sperm of a man that is hosed onto a woman's body during sexual adventures. Usually of large quantities and ends the adventures promptly.

He blew his jizz berries all over me!

by Evil E's March 11, 2011

berri

Stuck-up little liberal bitch. Supports communism in all forums, and has Clinton's dick so far up her ass, she eats it for breakfast. Usually a 'punk' by today's standards.

Jesus, that loser is such a berri.

by Dead Head January 8, 2005

berries

noun; a state of being in which all of its elements are best suited for that state or most pleasing to you; an all-around pleasing time

This party Friday night is going to be the berries.

by Ocerg July 16, 2008

berried

Unintentionally sabotaged whilst performing an action intended to be for the greater good.

I can't log in to my PC - I must've been berried by the admins again!

Nicky's diet was berried the moment Alexandra acquired a bulk pack of lollies.

Her Penguin skills were admirable, but left men feeling rather berried.

by Wilbur Albertson May 24, 2008

berries

balls
testicles

SEE ALSO twig and two berries

My berries are hanging low today

by yo May 13, 2004

Vaga-berries

When a women has Crabs.

Man 1: Yo, I'm so gonna bag tonight
Man 2: Not with her. She has them vaga-berries hidden in her bush. You're gonna get the mega itch

by Mizuzuki March 23, 2010

smurf berries

see Blue balls; refers to The smurfs cartoon, in which, a village is populated entirely by male mythical blue creatures,with the exception of one female.

As soon as my sister realized it was me, she pushed me offf her. Now i have smurf berries.

by sinpunk May 6, 2011