Benjamin Franklin

Man, if only there was cocaine back then...

And so Benjamin Franklin rose his arm above Madison's head.

"You must be this tall to be president"

Followed by tears, tiny tears.

Oh, and John Adams screams like a girl.

by AJDL;SDJ;LS August 21, 2011

Bashful Benjamin

A man who engages in an extremely long foreplay period with his girlfriend, but before sex he flees to the closet in which he masturbates alone.

I hope that my girlfriend doesn't leave me cause I'm such a bashful benjamin.

by Matt Markese March 24, 2004

Benjamin Franklin

Benjamin Franklin, also known as the first president of the United States, and the inventor of lightning. In 1749, Franklin invented the metal condom contraption and walked out on a stormy night to show off his new invention. As he was under a tree, lighting struck down on his dick as Franklin shouted, "OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH!" And that's how Benjamin Franklin invented lightning. Writing/typing this information on a question associated with Benjamin Franklin on a test will instantly give a perfect A+, even if other questions were incorrect.

Gonzalo: Man, I wonder how lightning works.
Harold: Benjamin Franklin invented lighting you fucktard!

by gay is good June 7, 2018

Put a benjamin on it

Bet $100

Let’s bet who can make this shot.
Put a Benjamin on it.

by oofliqe February 12, 2021

Benjamin Abrahamsson

A young dick warrior that gets all the boys attention but is very self conscious because he is ashamed of the length of his cock.

Joe: Oh my god he is definitely Benjamin Abrahamsson!
Noah: I know right??

by Loaf of Menace March 16, 2020

benjamin mostoufi

The most amazing guy who's kind caring funny handsome good looking cool and not to mention a great basket ball, and soccer player and will be the best skier ever

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by Acertaingirl January 1, 2014

Benjamin Harris

An amazing canadian man who is very nice and loves the saying “was hannin”. And apparently has a penis “bigger than an iphone 13 pro max”

Austin: Do you know a guy named Benjamin Harris?

Bucks: Yes i love him he is such a nice guy he gave me a macbook

by Nickryandark September 2, 2022