beetlebop

Taking a wet shit in a girls vagina and then eating her out.

"The acid burned my toungue after i beetlebopped her last night."

by Amybeetlebop September 27, 2005

Beets?

The act of questioning a friend if you would hook up with a certain girl.
Used in code in order to protect the true question. Can be said directly in front of girl.

"Beets??"
(Walking through the mall, and see a decent looking girl that you need approval of) You would say.....
'Hey bro, Beets?

by TheWhiteKnight January 6, 2008

Beetroot

A large swollen and quite possibly infected testicle which appears purpley/red in nature. Perhaps caused by the Mrs finding out about "the affair" or due to obscure sexual positions in which the safety of the testicular area may become impaired.

Fuck me, check out the Beetroots on that poor bastard!

by #VB Beetroot August 26, 2003

beetle skin

A term used to describe a condom in one of the northern states, more specifically New Hampshire and perhaps a few surrounding states.

"I hate using gas station bathrooms"

"Why?"

"Because I always have to stare at the huge selection of Beetle skins on the wall on top of the urinal"

"I always get the one that glows!"

"You're gross"

by Marktim sibmaker October 31, 2007

Treat Your Beet

The vegetarian version of beat your meat or to jack off, masturbate, or pleasure yourself.

Matt: Dude, I got major blue balls, girl turned out to be a carnivore.
Ian: No worries man, treat your beet!

by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011

beetlejuice

a cracked out midget with the most messed up teeth ever. goatizzles role model

beet with friends and a stripper for two bucks!

by bo/krunk October 5, 2003

dung beetle abortion

A style of low-rent abortion performed world-wide. A large dung beetle or similar insect is released into a woman's vagina to locate and eat the fetus. Often results in disease and/or internal damage.

Mozambique has many back-alley abortionists skilled in dung beetle abortion.

Carla had a dung beetle abortion done and the little motherfucker bit off her clit.

by jkey December 6, 2007