Beer Rub

When you rub your belly (or someone else does it for you) while having a beer.

I gave myself a beer rub last night while enjoying a nice cold beer.

by The wordmaker June 14, 2014

Sea Beer

The drinking of a crappy lager while standing in the ocean, which has the benefit of: 1) adding a little salt to the brew which enhances flavor; 2) making a delightful contrast between the cold of the beer and the warmth of the ocean; and 3) creating excitement as you must be on your guard to protect your brew from crashing waves.

Crack open the case of Bud-Light - its time to go Sea Beering!

by Teiritzamna December 1, 2010

Beer Nervous

Beer Nervous is a condition that occurs when there is a shortage or absence of beer within close proximity. The onset of this condition can occur rapidly.

I was having a great time at this party until I noticed the shortage of beer and became beer nervous.

by Beer Captain March 9, 2019

Beer Bizzy

Basically a beer bong..,or a plastic device that attatches to a beer bottle that has a vent tube...in order facilitate a fast chug of a beer.

Originally started by cuts777inthehizzy on you tube.

I got the beer bizzy...and now im going to drink it in the hizzy

by papercuts777 fan November 19, 2012

Beer Noodling

When you are randomly looking for a beer in a cooler/refrigerator with your hand and not looking directly in there. Much like the practice of catfish noodling.

Mike spent about two minutes beer noodling in the fridge before he came out with one.

by Ricky Stroker January 9, 2012

Beer Gnat

Those little annoying flies that are attracted to / gather around an open beer after it's been left out for a night. My only question is "Damn, where do they come from"

Beer Gnat

by Shawn Cassick October 18, 2008

Beer Hipster

A person who feels superiority because of their knowledge of obscure beers. In the same way a normal hipster likes to take pride in their music library, a beer hipster will brag about what beers they know.

Beer Hipster: "My favorite beer is popering's hommel, you probably haven't heard of it."

by Ducks of Oregon May 26, 2011