by bigrealguy4825 December 11, 2018

A synonym for JAQing Off, this phrase was named after right wing commentator Glenn Beck, who became famous for spewing conspiracy theories and hate fueled rhetoric under the guise of asking questions. His usage of this defense became so notorious that South Park famously mocked him for it.
"I'm not saying that they were good people, I'm just asking if the Jan 6 rioters were really Republicans or if they were Democrats in disguise?"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
"Quit pulling The Glenn Beck Defense moron!"
by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

by Lilly eve kardani zardeh December 12, 2017

Someone who likes to leave their friends to play with someone who haven't played in long time.
Or someone who his trying to go pro and would like to play some arena solos.
Or someone who his trying to go pro and would like to play some arena solos.
"Uhhh, one of my old friends just got on, i'm going to play with them but ill catch you guys later."
"bruh, you're being such a Braden Beck"
"bruh, you're being such a Braden Beck"
by No kap brother October 31, 2019

Ya ever find this chaotic yet adorable duo anywhere, prepare your heart because they share feelings and smiles and laughs and jokes nobody else could pull off. Better have crack too they need the daily fix.
"Did you see Aaron-Becks at the mall?"
"Yeah, they are so.fucking.cute!!"
"I know!! I wish I had that.."
"Yeah, they are so.fucking.cute!!"
"I know!! I wish I had that.."
by Soft Boy <3 May 28, 2021

The most infuriating little rat who is so unfunny it makes you want to shoot his stupid fucking rat head until it no longer exists.
by Big gorilla November 22, 2021

Nice, smart, caring, weird, can be very odd... Digressing is her passion.... Overall a amazing person!!
by Banana+Banana November 19, 2016
