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animalistic beauty

The proper term used to describe women with large breasts, wide hips, and a big ol' butt (OOOOHHHH YEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!) This is because of her childbearing advantages over tighter-bodied women, which is animalistic male sexual attraction.
Guy 1: I don't know, man. She's got a cute face, but she'd be the biggest girl I've ever been with.
Guy 2: I think you should pork her anyways. She's got that animalistic beauty.
by MrFantasy422 March 13, 2014
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Beauty

Me

And you.
I'm beauty

And you, I guess.
by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019
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Sleeping Beauty

While a person is yawning or snoring, insert your penis into their mouth.
I gave her a sleeping beauty last night and she totally went for it, it's so retarded it has to work!
by Lesbionical February 18, 2011
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Black Beauty

A 50's custom Gibson Les Paul with 3 humbuckers and gold hardware. One was used by Jimmy Page, but was stoled at a gig and never retrieved.
A Black Beauty is one of Gibson's best guitars.
by fecal matter February 1, 2005
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Allstate Beauty

Allstate Beauty is a supposed supplier of beauty products from New York. However, there are numerous complaints against them that they will take your money, never ship your product, and are literally impossible to contact. Essentially, a scam.
A: I ordered a beauty product from Allstate Beauty.
B: How is the product?
A: I wouldn't know, because it never showed up!
by xyv June 17, 2009
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beauty fart

a perfect or divine fart! -wonderful sonic aura, beautiful bouquet, glorious massage, perfect length, specimen that 'has it all'!! -the "golden child" of farts!!
i blew one that was so perfectly divine i almost got on my knees and prayed! -it was a true beauty fart

megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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beauty

Tanjida Tasmin defines beauty
by AvatarAangAmik March 21, 2013
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