Barneys are known for their kick-assery. Will smoke you under the table and drink you over the mountain! They are not well known for their need to entertain peoples conversations, or pokes to the chest. If you come come across a Barney, watch out. You might have a good time!
That Barney Conner is a real badass. I heard he does "real nigga shit".
That Barney Conner is hung like a well rope!
That Barney Conner is hung like a well rope!
by Collinoscopy369 December 19, 2016

A THICC purple and green Dino. He is obsessed with harassing and doing much more to underage children.
by Mr. Shaggy The Cowboy December 31, 2018

by Voidbadbithc May 10, 2021

by Shaggy Jacob October 25, 2016

A frequent patron at Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. He is the human embodiment of a major societal woe, alcoholism. Barney is broke, lives in squalor, and no one takes him seriously. He is a good singer, a talented actor, and a successful businessman. He is more talented then Homer Simpson.
by Viscount Druitt October 20, 2021

When a female has contracted the Blue Waffle has her period, and the combination of fluids mix to create a thick, lumpy, purple cocktail.
"Grandma always has some Barney Juice in the fridge, but I can never find it to buy from the supermarket; I wonder how she gets it.."
by I'm a Walrus. September 4, 2011

A common and very annoying gaming phenomena in First Person Shooters, It is when ever you have one remaining bullet and no remaining ammo in your clip. It is a reference to Barney Fife who is only allowed a single bullet in his gun.
Wes: Damn it I’m Barney Fifing
Wes (Over chat): Someone on my team cover me I am Barney Fifing over here !
Wes (Over chat): Someone on my team cover me I am Barney Fifing over here !
by Shotinthepooper December 17, 2020
