Banjo Handjo

A sexual act in which two first cousins engage in a typical hand job. Also know as the Hillbilly Handy. It's a highly sought after achievement among men in southern USA

Last year's NYE, I started to engage sexually with my first cousin. At first, we just made out, but it slowly progressed to Banjo Handjos from her and fingering from me.

by Typical Lewd Wedding November 15, 2016

Pushing The Banjo

You Are Talking About Sex With A Sibling But Aren't Sexually Intimate But It's Still Uncomfortable

Timmy Was Pushing The Banjo When Talking About Sexual Things With His Sister

by Lil_DemonWolf666 October 10, 2023

talking banjo

He/she who has a very thick, southern, backwoods dialect that resembles the banjo instrument. Particularly country bumpkins similar to Marjorie Taylor Greene, Matthew Gaetz, & Lindsey Graham.

Origin: The banjo instrument was created by enslaved Africans and their descendants in the Caribbean and colonial North America. The banjo was reintroduced as a racist reinvention in the 1830s when white musicians would play in blackface.

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s talking banjo accents justifies her lack of intelligence and her contribution to society.

by The Trevis May 13, 2023

Proverbial Banjo

1)A person suspected of sleeping with a close relative

2) a white trash person possibly dating their cousin

ol man jerry looks like he's playing the proverbial banjo with his wife Eunice, they look like they can be related.

by Flaccid Gumby November 15, 2023

RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

banjo

a term used to indicate when one has to take a dump

"I really need to banjo, man" or "Excuse me, imma go banjo for one sec"

by mistersedge March 11, 2019

banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.

We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.

by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022