Buffet Basher

Buffet Basher- A person who doesn't wait to be seated at a table-they just grab a plate and go.

Joe's plate was filled before we were even seated-what a Buffet Basher.

by Kim Gregory December 9, 2008

Buffalo Prairie

To defecate in ones mouth for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

"Dude, my girlfriend totally Buffalo Prairied me last weekend!"

"I'm so hungry I could eat a Buffalo Prairie!"

"Did you see the video of a girl giving another girl a Buffalo Prairie yet?"

by Milkshake Mustache January 9, 2009

Bufoogled

This word is when a situation, something or someone takes you to a place of beyond OMG, WTF, beyond exasperation, there is no explanation, rhyme or reason as to why someone would say or do that or why something like that would happen. You are beyond words in comprehension. you're just BUFOOGLED! if you tell someone, they will know at that moment you just don't have anything to say about it. You are stumped and you need a moment to absorb, reflect and meditate on it.

The universe is in a bufoogled state. We should be concerned and more faithful.

My relatives bufoogle me.

Grown folks constantly bufoogle us. Don't grow up to be one of them.

The universe is in a very bufoogled state. We should be concerned.

The lack of common sense in our brilliant children bufoogles me constantly.

by Madam Magnanimous April 16, 2014

Buffalo Ass

When you poop and your ass burns just as much as your mouth did after eating something spicy; such as from buffalo wings. It can also be associated with having to poop quickly right after eating the spicy food.

I got buffalo ass after eating those hot wings last night.

by Goatiiee July 6, 2016

Buffalo Hook

An excessive upward bend in ones boner. Similar to a boomerang.

"My Buffalo Hook made the Cuban Underduck nearly impossible. I almost did a front flip!" (see: Cuban Underduck)

by TurdFerguson21 June 3, 2016

Buffalo Hot Rod

This is where you go into a pizza shop, and one of the pizza makers jacks you off with a hot, freshly made Stromboli. Meanwhile, the head cook (usually known as Mr. Pudgie) prods your butthole with a chicken wing covered in x-tra hot sauce and shards of crystal meth. After you cum into the Stromboli, they have you fart out the meth, x-tra hot sauce and subsequent anal blood into a piping bag, which they use to inject the contents of into the cum-filled meat pocket. You get to take this home to your family, along with the bloody, meth and blood-covered x-tra hot wing as a garnish. Dinner can now be served.

Little Billy: “I’m hungry, daddy”.

Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”

Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”

Little Janie: *muffled cries*

Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”

Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”

Dad: “Daddy loves you”

Audience: “Awww”

*end scene*

by cocktupus January 5, 2021

Bufity

Bufity is the best moot like bitch no one is Perfect then bufity

#stanbufity #bufitylivesmatter #bufityisthebest

by Darkyhttps November 26, 2021