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Scotsman's bollocks

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (
by John Banjophonist October 1, 2020
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Back Bollock

to be kicked in the bollocks balls, testicles from behind with such force that it brings the victim to their knees. Mainly used as a ambush/pre-emptive strike manoeuvre
Jeff was getting into some trouble at the bar so i back bollocked the dude before it kicked off
by Manuel Eagles January 23, 2012
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Badger's Bollocks

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.
You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!
by The Baaadger September 14, 2011
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trolly bollocks

a troll who chats a bunch of shit
english man in swansea is a trolly bollocks
by anonymous February 10, 2021
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talking bollocks

1. Lying

2. Conversation of a generally unproductive nature. May or may not be the product of advanced ethanolic refreshment. Inane drivel; fatuous twaddle; mindless poppycock. Extended bollocks-talking symposia in public houses are one of the most beloved pastimes of the British proletariat, along with consumption of alcoholic beverages and giving each other a thorough kicking.

3. Closely related to the previous definition, any speech that is essentially devoid of meaning but aims to give an impression of deep meaning by a string of buzzwords, technical jargon, extreme polysyllabicity, and so on. Very popular in management, PR, advertising, alternative health, and other fields of employment with a high concentration of wankers.
1. He was talking bollocks for hours about how he earns £250k and was wondering which Jag he was going to buy.

2. He was talking bollocks for hours about how shitty drivers T. rexes would be because their little arms couldn't work the indicators.

3. He was talking bollocks for hours about restructuring the core operating principles in line with new concepts in holistic brand management via microinfluencers.
by derangedvet August 24, 2022
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Complete bollocks

Complete bollocks when somebody is chatting complete bollocks it means they are chatting rubbish chatting shit talking nonsense what they are saying has no substance to it and should be
Bobby: I'm the hardest bloke in the world nobody can take me.

Fred: I don't think so mate I think you're chatting complete bollocks remember you got knocked out that short skinny looking bloke last week for grabbing up his Mrs.
by Really long words February 2, 2022
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