Blitz

1.) A powerful attack or mad massacre

The Viking unleashed a blitz to kill his enemies

by Flufflepuff564 March 26, 2019

Fan Blitz

An indescribable feeling that is triggered whenever you interact with something related to a large franchise, like a video game series, a tv shows, etc. When hit with this feeling, you gain a sudden urge to finish all the games in a series or watch all of the episodes in a tv show. This feeling is usually paired with nostalgia, excitedness, and other positive emotions.

Person 1: Why did he decide to suddenly play and finish all of the Pokèmon games in one week?
Person 2: He got hit with "Fan Blitz" after watching one let's play.

by PixelVirgin October 23, 2020

be on blitz

When yo ass is gonna be on fire

“Yo you want chips ? They gonna have yo ass on blitz”

Your butt is going to be on blitz

Blitz meaning on fire

by Yeeyeekayyy January 5, 2020

dirty blitz

When your dog licks your cooter without your consent

Girl #1: Whoah I cant believe my dog gave me a dirty blitz

Girl #2: wait your dog did THAT?

by Hvhicvieihcdwvyfxoysqfxfyxoyf April 26, 2020

butthole blitz

the art of deception where you plan to have vaginal sex however at the very last second you put it in the butthole & go for as long as you can.

last night we were gonna have sex than boom butthole blitz

by a tamborelli October 9, 2020

Blitz

To outrun something or someone.

If I "blitz" you in a foot race, you ate my dust.

Hey bro, I bet I can blitz you from here to the shops. You're on mate!

by Urbanitewhisperer November 18, 2020

Blitz

Verb(vulgar slang) to both blow and titfuck a massive dick.

A: bro, she blitzed me so fucking hard last night, I came like 8 times
B: nothing compared to mine, i came 30 times in 5 minutes

by Blackwhereitcounts October 1, 2023