Bae Blocked

The act of being brushed off, ignored or de-prioritized when a person's significant other ("Bae") calls, texts or is with them. The suffix "blocked" is joking about being "cock blocked," but in this case, by someone's Bae.

Jimmy: "I was talking to Elizabeth yesterday and suddenly she had to go. Later she told me her boyfriend had called her."

John: "Man you got Bae Blocked."

Bae Blocked by Uncle Nerdicus September 14, 2014

cock-blocked

Could have one of two meanings:

1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.

2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.

In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.

Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..

{teased] noncomittal

cock-blocked by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

Sun Blocked 

When a woman is laying out on the beach and a man unexpectedly ejaculates on her face, leaving a mark on her face as if she used sun block.

Yeah, she musta been Sun Blocked!

Sun Blocked by JabbaB May 29, 2010

Vag-Blocked 

The opposite of cock blocked.
A.K.A. a female fuck blockage.

Those dudes totally vag-blocked me from jumping on that dick. boo yah.

Vag-Blocked by Erlexa April 29, 2008

Bill-Blocked 

When a male's attempt to engage in sexual activity is stifled by another male's naivety.

Hey Sam, did you get with Allie?

No man I was unfortunately Bill-Blocked by Evans stupidity...

Bill-Blocked by bee_rad reeser November 26, 2009

Clock Blocked 

When the Ps3 gives an Error code due to misconceptions of how leap year works, thus preventing you from playing your games.

"Dude, did you get to play Heavy Rain last night?" "No!, I got clock blocked by my PS3!"

Clock Blocked by Doberman112 March 1, 2010

clock blocked 

When you are having an awesome sex dream with the girl you always wanted to bang and your alarm goes off preventing you from cumming hard inside of her

"Aww dude I was having the best dream and I was just about to penetrate and then my alarm goes off and ruins my day before it began. Totally clock blocked man."

clock blocked by Maverickzod September 23, 2011