Bicycle Detective

A man who will find your bicycle anywhere, anytime no questions asked. Legend says he has never been stumped by a bicycle missing. call this number now 1-800-273-8255

person 1; My bike is missing!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!

by missing bike January 25, 2024

Trek Bicycle

a shitty organization headquarterd in nazi germany that specizes in Road bikes, MTB, hybrids, and mainly pedophillia services. Basically Trek "bicycle" cooperation actually specializes in child molesting services or sex traffiking. Trek is most well known for their Antonsen bikes and Crazen road bikes. Their bike models named after Gamer/streamer pedophiles. The founder of Trek, who is named Crazen GD was a pedophile himself. Their road bikes are horrible and are sold at inflated prices to further attract children to fuel their main sector - child molesting and rape services.

Tom Robinson: Yo what that bike you got why it coverd in nigga cum
GDR3alityy: Some bike I got at Trek, its called the Trek Antonsen SL5 Disc
Tom Robinson: Nigga that aint cool, Antonsen raped his lil sister.
GDR3alityy: I mean i donated 4 grand to pedophillia services
Tom Robinson: Fuck trek bicycle.

by Boo Radley Game April 17, 2023

mint bicycle

a really supper cool guy who likes pint vent and is an oynx squad sergeant 😯

BARC INITIATE///?!?!?! 😨😨😨

did you hear about mint bicycle, yeah i heard he fatally shot gard1bas the pedo yesterday

by mint bicycle fan #1 April 19, 2023

Bicycle Bastard

A slur for people who are exercising out in the morning and get in the way of cars and shit.

“Hey, get out of the way, you bicycle bastard!”

by Windows_07 June 20, 2018

tits on a bicycle

Something completely unbelievable.
Used the same way as "christ on a bike"

"ah fuck, tits on a bicycle!"

by dogfuccr September 9, 2018

Romanian Bicycle

When two different males place their erect penises in another males gaged ears

Hey! I heard Skylar had a Romanian Bicycle ran on him!

by anonymous September 27, 2022

Bicyclable

An area of town that is not easy to walk from the crib to the store but is easy to get around on a bicycle.

It's too far to walk to Bee's casa but it's bicyclable.

by goddessoftravel March 22, 2021