noa atlas

the hottest girl on earth.

noa atlas is with shayne and zoe and are having ...

by wuehlwUHFWLWUHFL February 8, 2018

alaskian frost bite

to violently insert said ice cube up your significant others rectum, then to retrieve said water from said rectum with mouth in a sucking manner

jamey sucked the once frozen now melted ice cube out of mr slaves ass thus rendering the alaskian frost bite

by jarhead2042 January 5, 2011

Ablasian

A person of mixed Asian and Black ethnicity.

Did you know that Tiger Woods is an Ablasian??

by Sheppyleigh February 4, 2009

Alaskan Photoshop

The act of precision-ejaculation that renders a sexual partner more attractive than before by targetting facial deformities.

"Sally may well be a butterface but with a little Alaskan Photoshop she is a babe!"

"I don't have any computer skills so I just do some Alaskan Photoshop on my models before I shoot the pictures for my website."

by MinWang September 29, 2012

Alaskan Bear Child

The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.

Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child

by Don Bruska February 16, 2017

alaskan log splitter

When a cock is inserted into an anus as a solid turd is egressing. The cock must split the turd hot-dog style for it to qualify as a "log splitter." Otherwise, it is known as an Alaskan Coal Miner.

"Yo dawg, I rammed this girl so hard last night, I gave her the Alaskan Log Splitter!"

by lmao_deeznuts June 10, 2017

Alaskan Tan-Line

The act of shitting one pants and stomping of the feet to knock said shit down to ankles, hence, smearing legs with fecal matter

Bloke 1: Oi mate i just shat me pants
Bloke 2: Just pull an Alaskan Tan-Line

by TimTam the Big cock man December 13, 2018