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Australia Cricket team 

Australi cricket team is full of racists and their player Steve Smith has cheated many accessions. Australia cricket team is famous for Sandpaper gate and brain fade moments

Australia Day

The celebratory day where the English conquered the aboriginals and brought them into the world of electricity.

As per tradition - Beers, Barbies and Beaches are general places for gathering and celebrating the now great country.

Terrorist hippies have been noted for attempting to abolish the date, but everyone else is like "Fuck it, it's a day off and I've already bought the snags."
Australia Day by abboapology January 24, 2023

Australia Kiss

A French kiss given in the vaginal are of a woman
"Yo nigs, I ust gave this drunk girl the australia kiss
Australia Kiss by Ace Bone February 17, 2005

Australia mouth 

the condition of having an unhygienic mouth due to using your mouth to clean or pleasure ones own or other's lower regions (Down Under). Generally the Down Under Region would refer to feet or genitals or the floor. For a more specific phrase related to post-Cunnilingus mouth effect see: 'Mariana Trench mouth'
"Brush your teeth before you kiss me; you have Australia mouth." or "I'd like to give Margot Robbie Australia mouth."
Australia mouth by Willikin November 1, 2017

Australia Legends 

The bullies who steamroll everyone who comes in their way. The famous baggy greens in tests and the yellow fury in the limited overs format. Opponents keep falling, the Aussies keep winning.
Do not mess with the Australia Legends because they will just slaughter you with their one liners.
Australia Legends by cricket admirer November 26, 2021

australia cheeks 

the cheeks "down under," i.e., asscheeks
if you fart on my hands when i squeeze your australia cheeks, i might have to punch you in the face.
australia cheeks by mister carmine September 22, 2007