A fucking dumbass person. Doesn't know shit. Plays roblox 24/7. He will become your friend and within two days he will ask you out. After 2 weeks you'll be married. Austin will most likely rage atleast 3 times a week. Then after 2 days to 1 week of marriage, he will just leave you then and there. After 2 days he will call you, text you, message you on roblox, call your mom and every single one of your relatives. He probably cheated on you anyway.

Person 1: bro i heard that my sister's boyfriend is a total Austin.

Person 2: no way ! she better leave him.

by pockyu May 30, 2018

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No matter how gay he is, he will always stay in the closet. He's just like one of the girls, but will deny being gay no matter how many times you ask him. Cusses a lot, and is totally random. Has no rythm, but is extermely popular. :D

Me: Are you gay?

Austin: No, vagina all the way!

but he's really thinking, " i love his penis. <3333"

by freakingawesomechick. July 19, 2012

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Austin is someone who cares very much about his opinions. He is the type of guy to drink all your beer and eat the last slice. Hes's a pain in your ass. When he's around girls he makes other guys look bad, even his friends (which he has none after doing so). He tends to kiss every girl to see if they'll react the way he wants. To sum him up, Austin is a lip hoe who tends to be egocentrical and vindictive.

Hey, Austin why you gotta do me like that?

by ThaMandle December 10, 2015

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