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[Assholes]

Members of the American Congress upholding a constitution against popular public opinion and in the face of all common sense.
"Dude did you see the gun control bill got thrown out of congress"
"What do you expect. They are assholes"
by The brown fox April 17, 2013
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assholic bitch

Someone that may be drunk and all around a fucking douchebag at the same time.
"Wow this is so cringey, you fucking suck you assholic bitch."
by Baron the Ever so Boomy March 18, 2017
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Assholeimia

A disorder present only in males that causes them to compulsively act like an asshole or jerk.
Being an 'asshole' can consist of treating people like shit; using women then casting them aside; lying to women or general mistreating of women. Sometimes there are rare cases where males are involved.
Assholeimia is incurable and is some cases even believed to be genetic. Assholeimia is not passed on through germs or sexual contact.
Once you come into contact with someone with Assholeima, the only way to avoid the harrasment they carry with them is to ignore them completely and in some cases, run away!
It can be very difficult to spot as most people with this disorder appear to be very nice at first.
(Asshole has Assholeimia)
Asshole: Hi there, you're a very beautiful lady
Woman: Why thankyou
Asshole: Would you like to go on a date with me sometime?
Woman: Well, I don't know, I don't even know you
Asshole: Ahh man, I knew a beautiful woman like you wouldn't bother with a guy like me
Woman: No, wait... I'd love to
(After the date and some 'coffee'...)
Woman: Wow, that was amazing.. I think.. I really like you
Asshole: ...
Woman: Hello?
(Somewhere else)
Asshole: Hi there, you're a beautiful lady
by Left-handed-kewl-kid December 19, 2009
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Assholemancer

Noun - A pun of "asshole" and "necromancer." Someone well versed in the art of conjuring up rudeness.
The user-based editors ruining Urban Dictionary are a bunch of assholemancers.
by WCrispy May 20, 2014
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break into assholes

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)
I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.
by Light Joker November 3, 2004
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assholesore

an obnoxious jerk; a person with irritating qualities; a know-it-all
Did you hear what Kanye West did at the awards show? What a total assholesore!
by waslow December 4, 2010
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Assholic

Urgh, the boys from my high school days are still being stupid and assholic even after so long.

That dude in the club wouldn't stop trying to grind up against me. Assholic.
by Green Porno July 15, 2010
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