anticompetence

A person, group, or organization which functions in such a way as to chastise people who are more competent than average or than the leader.

The last company I worked at was anticompetence. I was reproached regularly for surpassing the expectations.

by indian_hurricane November 26, 2018

Anticibation

Holding off on masturbating when you think you might get lucky.

"The anticibation for my date on Friday is killing me."

by Gambit61 March 20, 2019

Anticipatience

Paradox... Remaining calm with great composer having outwardly patience while freak the fuck out want it to be right then wreckless thoughts.....

Small talk deff... Self control

I awaited the arrival of my boyfriend to have sex for the first time with Grand anticipatience

by Alacen wonders January 27, 2019

Anticibate

When you have a good chance of getting laid and you want to blow a load before the main event so you don't embarrass yourself.

"bro, why are you taking so long in the bathroom?"
"I'm trying to anticibate! I have that second date with Cindy tonight and I don't want to disappoint her!"

by Fireteam September 7, 2019

anticonthetical

Said by a real woman nerd to convey deceiving tactics around other woman to trick them into thinking they can socialise like a real person.

‘Her impression is anticonthetical ‘ or ‘where is her empathy now? She’s just an anticonthetical’

by Eyetower369 March 7, 2020

adticle

An adticle is a “news” article that is actually a paid advertisement for a company. The longer you stay online the more obvious adticles are. Sometimes they are ads taken out by celebrities to promote themselves. Other times they are for selling products.

Yahoo! Has the worst adticles around! If I have to see one more adticle about Ariel Winter trying to be seen as more than a pair of boobs while wearing practically nothing I will scream!

by TonyPS3Fan April 20, 2020

anticat

Also known as antifreeze, and is usually made of primarily ethylene glycol. Is an extremely effective coolant and antifreeze for water-cooled engines. Also very effective for removing stray animals, such as cats, from existence due to its sweet and pleasant taste.

Person 1: Fuckin’ shit rats (cats) keep shittin’ on me goddamn porch!

Person 2: Just set out a bowl of the ol’ anticat, fukkers ill (will) be dead in no time.

Person 1: Fuckin’ right on bud! Fuckin’ shit rat pricks won’t know what hit em’!

by Randers September 18, 2020