Apolojaculate

The apology you spit and sputter out in a drunken stupor for all the stupid things you did in a drunken stupor.

I really ... I really ... Lemme start again ... Is that my drink or yours ...ah, wa'ever ... Now, likeIwuzsayin ... I r-e-a-l-l-y ... Wanna apolojaculate for drawing penishes all over yer gramma. I know a wake'sshupposhed to be a soblum, a sawmun, a really soluminate thing. Luv ya man.

by Oneto36 August 9, 2012

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apolovize

The act of giving advice that follows an apology due to being given bad news or the advisor acknowledging it is not their place to offer said advice. (See apolovice).

I found out about my girlfriend was cheating on me when my co-worker apolovized with the news.

by Warthog13 April 7, 2013

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Apology Reflex

Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.

Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.

Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.

by Mocha Suthers April 29, 2014

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apology nudes

Nudes that you receive after a big fight with your significant other or friends with benefits.

Did Tara tell you that Gary sent her apology nudes over snapchat? , I couldn't get over what he said, but he sent me apology nudes, and now everything seems better.

by Txmeless May 13, 2016

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