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Albertsons

A communist outpost hidden as a grocery market
Look it’s a COMMIE FUCKING OUTPOST ALBERTSONS
by EMSP420 June 11, 2019
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Albert beldad

Albert beldad is a very famous individual hailed from the celestial lands of Burati island. Numerous fans all around the world are singing praises of his feats and beauty. AB Nation is number one in the world!
Albert beldad is the best!
by Michael Yumizuri April 17, 2021
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North Albert

I warzone in Minnesota, often affiliated with homo-erotic soldiers raping each other. Opps tremble and run. Zoomalis such as Abdi and Ayuub are scared to spin the block.
I raped that homo thug on North Albert
by WillyWankyBoobyPoopy June 5, 2023
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Albert is big gay man

When one of your friends is named albert and he’s a big gay
Albert : hey dude
Me : hey albert is big gay man lol
by Albertsdaddyforever October 2, 2019
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Albert Einstein High School

Located in Kensington, Maryland, Einstein High is rich in opposites. It's like Freaks and Geeks. There are the poor Newport Mill kids, the IB kids, the few rich wannabes (to be avoided), and the VAC/theatre kids (you might think they're cool, but be careful: most of them are into Homestuck). 50% of the students at Einstein are Hispanic and all the white kids think that's a real hoot.

Einstein is nicknamed "Crimestein" because of a few incidents that happened six years ago. It's pretty boring now.

To incoming freshmen: Mrs. Carballo's class is hell and it will make you cry. Also, don't think you'll be the only one who takes all the tough classes-- every white kid does.

Oh, and you can't wear hats.
8th grader: I'm so excited to go to Albert Einstein High School next year!
High school student: Oh, you mean Crimestein?
by TheTeachersAreNiceThough November 5, 2012
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Albertsstuff

A awesome youtuber who creates content on a game called Roblox and is also still chill
Wow, I heard Albertsstuff created a meme!
by Mr DefonitionGuy April 27, 2019
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Alberta

The Texas of Canada. Full of hard nosed blue collar conservatives that are rich in oil. The only province, territory, or state in North America that is so economically powerful it could be its own nation (and should be, just to be dicks to Quebec).

The number one past time of Albertans is working, when they aren't working they are usually getting drunk. This is due to there being absolutely nothing else to do in Alberta. Other provinces hate Alberta for its wealth and general arrogant attitude, but often sympathize with them afterwards when they realized what a mundane place it is to live in.
Albertan: (shouting) I'm Albertan bitch!

Guy #1: That guy is a dick! And I think he's drunk.

Guy #2: You would be drunk too if you had to live there.
by Tokey41 April 27, 2011
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