Albert Einstein 

The act of ejaculating into the hair of your sexual partner and ruffling their hair in order to disperse the semen. This results in your partner's hair looking white and disheveled like Albert Einstein's.

After I gave Tiffany an Albert Einstein, it took her 30 minutes in the shower to clean all of the semen out of her hair.

Albert Einstein by tommydilfiger123 April 2, 2020

albert 

a child with an abnormal facial positions and loves to annoy people and likes to sneak out to get head from a blonde cheerleader late in the night after smoking bowls upon bowls of marijuana.

"that guy is such an albert."

albert by whitepeach August 18, 2011

Alberto 

Will LITERALLY KILL you

Dont mess with that bitch Alberto , he crazy

Alberto by oGxBP June 11, 2018

fatter than albert 

the most awesome ska band ever. managed by the sexiest man alive, greg.

"erin's run away imagination" is fatter than albert's best cd.

fatter than albert by Leesie September 14, 2007

Battle of Alberta 

The Battle of Alberta is the one-sided rivalry between the cities of Edmonton, Alberta and Calgary, Alberta. It is most famous for the battles between the NHLs Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames, and to a lesser extent the Edmonton Eskimos and Calgary Stampeders.

Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.

Edmonton is easily the better city as well.

Edmonton always has the last laugh in the Battle of Alberta, but Calgary would kill Edmonton if it were the "Battle of the Greasiest Mullets", or the "Battle of Ugliest Chicks"...

Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?

A: The bucket.

Battle of Alberta by OkeyDokey March 25, 2006

Fat albert

A negative term of calling a person "over weight."

or.

Somebodys nickname.

Damn Fat Albert! I't looks like you ate the whole restraunt!

or.

Theres "fat albert" again!

or.

Whats up "fat albert?"

Fat albert by WoRd! June 12, 2005

Albert 

The most perfect guy any girl would ever dream of having in their life. Everything I need, everything ive ever wanted, plus more. No one can ever come close to him.

11:11; "I wish for Albert <3"

Albert by adviento. May 18, 2008