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Alabama Snowcone

The act of going down on a girl with a mouthful of ice cubes while she is on her period. The sex act is capped off by the performer of said act shouting out "Roll tide!" or "Go Bama!," spraying a mixture of blood and half-melted ice around the room, immediately following the recipient's orgasm
He looked like Sissy Spacek at the end of "Carrie" after he finished giving her an alabama snowcone
by Tremendo the Great January 29, 2010
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alabama mudslapper

Fuck your bitch up the ass until its covered with shit. Take your dick out and slap her in the face with her shit
Brittany: my boyfriend gave me the Alabama mudslapper

Gabby: really?

Brittany: yeah my face still smells like shit
by Alabama Virgin destroyer November 9, 2013
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alabaster retard

A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.
Tony Harrison: " I took a chance, how was I to know he was an alabaster retard"
by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006
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Alabama Duck Call

The sound made by a chick gagging on a cock while giving head
Man, Ally gave the best Alabama Duck Call Last night
by Noongy June 11, 2011
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Florence, Alabama

Also known as "Flotown".

Florence, Alabama is a small city in northern Alabama and is the county seat of Lauderdale County. It is host to Florence High, who have some pretty bitchin' athletics and an amazing theater department, and also the University of North Alabama who have the same. There are plenty of private Christian schools to choose from if public schooling sounds a little rough.

There are a ton of museums and Frank Lloyd Wright has a house here. No one cares about any of that, though. Most people only go to eat at the amazing, relatively unknown restaurants and go shopping.

Notable sights include Rivertown Coffee, Crocodile Eds, Wal-Mart, Deibert Park, Ricebox, Wok n Roll, the Mall, UNA, Shoals Theater, the Smokehouse, and generally just the whole downtown area.

Also a mecca for those too lazy to shell out gas money to go to Huntsville.
"Hey, let's go to Florence!"
"Florence, Italy?"
"No... Florence, Alabama... Dumbass."

"Let's go to Huntsville!"
"I need gas money..."
"Let's go to Florence!"
by deerrrrrr December 30, 2009
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ALABAMA PORCH MONKEY

a derogatory word for a person of African descent; a negro
1. The Alabama porch monkey tends to be lazy and would rather draw welfare than work.
2.The Alabama porch monkey likes to wear gold chains and drink malt liquor.
by Pittovsky July 21, 2008
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Alabama Buckshot

V. The act of banging a chick in the ass, shooting your wad in her butt, then stepping back while she shoots splattery cum/shit on your chest, appearing similar to the spreadshot pattern of a shotgun. Also known as the Mississippi Mudgun or the Hungarian Howitzer.
Me and Linda got drunk last night, I fucked her in the pooper, then I asked her for an Alabama Buckshot.
by THE Big Daddy C September 9, 2006
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