Nostalgic Alabama

When you have inner feelings for Alabama so you fuck your cousin as a tribute.

Fuck, I did a Nostalgic Alabama last night.

God bless you pawl.

by Fuckmehardbutgently February 14, 2021

Alabama Turkey

An act in which googly eyes are hot glued to a female's labia, resulting in spastic flapping and a sound reminiscent of a gobble.

"He wanted me to be kinky, so I let him give me an Alabama Turkey"

by WUADAXSP April 20, 2018

Alabama Waterbowl

Take ones nutsack skin and pull it out to form a bowl, fill with beer, and now your buddy can now lick it out like a dog in a bowl!

Sean came over last night and wanted some beer but I only had one left so I gave him some in the Alabama Waterbowl.

by Big Poppa BBQ January 14, 2022

Alabama Cuck

A man whom is fucking his sister and enjoys watching said sister be fucked by his brother and that brother also enjoys watching said sister be fucked by his other brother.

"Wow, Keeshan and Sean are real Alabama Cucks."

by Professional Pegger March 29, 2022

Alabama blonde

- a girl who has blonde hair on her head--usually that's bleached that color--and brown or otherwise darker hair on her pussy

Cheerleader from Alabama - "My name is Melissa, and I'm a Alabama blonde. I bleach my hair because it makes me pretty, especially against my tanning bed brown skin and Vasalined teeth. Nobody knows it's not my real color except for my boyfriend and the girls from school that come over for spend the night parties to play board games and drink Vanilla vodka. The hair on my pussy is just a little bit darker, like almost black, but it's really just dark brown. I'm an Alabama blonde.

by SirZDefiner September 8, 2014

alabama bullwhip

The act of defecating in a sock and then employing the sock as a weapon

If your wife interrupts me again I'm afraid I shall have to employ the Alabama bullwhip until she understands the importance of good manners.

by RussianDave March 16, 2014

Alabama Wipe

Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.

I shit at work today I had to "Alabama Wipe" after wards. Bombed the fuck out of that shit closet.

by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019