agreen

most beautiful, majestic girl in the world

that girl is an agreen!

by hsjsidhdh March 7, 2025

Agreebait

The sinister mirror of Disagreebait: agreeing with everything a person says, but in a way designed to mock, undermine, or trap them. The Agreebaiter offers enthusiastic consent that feels wrong—too quick, too complete, too performative. "Oh absolutely, you're so right, everyone should totally do that" when what you said was obviously not serious. The goal is to make the target feel foolish, to push them into an extreme they didn't intend, to expose them through "support." It's agreement as weapon, consent as mockery, the friend who says "you're right, you should definitely tell your boss exactly what you think of them" and watches the fireworks.

"I joked that maybe I should quit my job and become a hermit. Agreebait: 'Yes! Do it! You deserve to follow your dreams! Society is a prison!' Suddenly my joke is now a life plan they're 'supporting' to make me look ridiculous. That's not support—that's a trap with a smile."

by Abzugal February 24, 2026

Agreepost

A specific instance of Agreebait—a post that performs agreement for ulterior motives: to mock, to trap, to exhaust, or to expose. Agreeposts often have a performative quality, an excess of enthusiasm that signals insincerity to everyone except maybe the target. "This is the best idea I've ever heard!" on something obviously terrible. "You're so brave for sharing this!" on something mundane. The Agreepost weaponizes positivity, turning support into a tool of subtle aggression. It's harder to call out than disagreement because it wears a friendly face—but the face is a mask.

"I shared a mildly controversial opinion. Instead of arguing, I got Agreeposts: 'Finally someone said it!' 'This is the truth they don't want you to know!' The agreement was so over-the-top it made me look like a conspiracy theorist by association. That's Agreepost—friendship as a weapon."

by Abzugal February 24, 2026

Frienuptual agreement

Frienuptual agreement is when a set of friend s decide to part ways, both getting nothing from one another.

Steve and Charles are having a frienuptual agreement. They are not longer going to be friends, and neither one of them are getting anything out of it.

by jellofuckedhouse October 31, 2009

Moochual Agreement

Moochual Agreement: (n): An agreement whereby a favor is done for one in exchange for unlimited mooching off the recipient of the favor.

We have moochual agreement, my friend picks me up at the airport, so he can eat or drink anything out of my refrigerator.

by CQScafidi October 11, 2010

we agree to disagree

When two or more people think their own opinion is correct when only one person is right

Guy1:Dude,the Clippers suck.
Guy2:No they don't the KNICKS suck.
Guy:Your both wrong.The Spurs are pretty bad.
Guy1:Can't we agree to disagree? This argument is really petty. We both seem to be set in our argument.

by LexCorp® May 16, 2014

prefuctual agreement

An agreement people sign prior to hjaving sex, like a prenuptial agreement it outlines agreements, rights, & responsibilities, especially among those into BDSM

Some important things to include in a prefuctual agreement:
Agreement to have sex
Safe Words
Responsibility of the person who calls it off to provide a couple week's notice including a loaner(friend, sibling, professional)

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 2, 2017