Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS) 

The disease for a person who's too addicted to their ipod or other mp3 to pay attention to anyone or anything and is not able to enjoy their life.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's up with that dude? All he does is sit and play with his ipod."
Guy 2: "I don't know dude, I think he has Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)."
Guy 1: "Oh. Sucks to be him."

Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS) by Olisaurus March 13, 2010

Crack Addict

When a guy just can't get enough of his girls ass crack.

guy - "Doreen, let me stick my face in your Crack again"

girl - "your brain just ain't wired right you Crack Addict".

Crack Addict by blraven17 January 14, 2009

Addiction 

A conscious (and unconscious) action characterized by repetition and obsession. It is possible to become addicted to basically anything, sometimes the tendency may be rewarding but often it is problematic and self-destructive; nevertheless, a feeling of satisfaction is achieved.

Addiction to: TV, coffee, exercise, internet, work, money, religion, carbon, drugs, power and so on.

Addiction by FLA53 June 16, 2010

Addisyn

A person with a deciving smile. Very funny, with lots of friends. Cant take life seriously.

"She is Definatly an Addisyn!"

Addisyn by PaYneyy March 18, 2010

Addison Rae 

A girl who's followers are all simps or annoying year 7 charli wannabe's

Addison Rae: Does the WAP dance
58 million views (all simps and year 7 girls)

Addison Rae by Eleegah September 27, 2020

Cracked Addict

Someone who is addicted to the writings of Cracked.com and spouts information from the website on a daily basis.

Example 1

guy A: That new smurfs movie looks terrible

guy B: Speaking of smurfs, there was this great Cracked article about 6 reasons why a smurf village would be the most horrible place to live. Here let me tell you about it.

guy A leaves

example 2

Guy A: Man Led Zeppelin is so original. I could listen to them all day.

Guy B: Actually Cracked did an article about the most famous bands that got away with plagiarism and Led Zeppelin was number 2 on that list. They're total hacks.

Guy A: dude you're such a Cracked Addict

Cracked Addict by Dolph9Lundgren_actionmovieking January 2, 2011

facebook addiction syndrome 

Never being able to leave facebook.. On it day and night.. Staying up late.. Even when you know things havent changed and it stays the same. When you decide to play a game for hours that your eyes start getting swollen and red and bags under them.. When a friend asks you to go to a movie but you decline because you have to see the next update on your friends status.

She totally has facebook addiction syndrome

facebook addiction syndrome by chica_bonita123 November 22, 2010