accordianated

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Almost certainly a sniglet invented by comedian Rich Hall.

You can drive a stick shift and fold a map all at once? Wow, you are really accordianated!

by drm310 February 20, 2009

Accountress

An Accountress is a female, or homosexual male accountant to which you have to seek important financial documents from. They are often feared and revered as the gate-keeper of information and you hesitate to approach them sometimes because of their busy work schedule. They have ability to be evil, but do not go out of their way. DO NOT CROSS THEM!

email format -

Bill: I have to visit the Accountress' office to get last month's income statements.
Jim: Be careful, it's close to month end, proceed with caution. Deadline's and stupid questions irritate an Accountress.

by lastwon February 25, 2011

Accordion Porn

A genre of porn in which one or all of the performers scale busting fat rolls expand and contrast like the folds of an accordion.

Sydney Leathers is the star of the genre.

Marc is disgusted that Drew enjoys accordion porn.

by Paul E. Ogre August 31, 2016

Aachoo

The human body's natural war cry to purge the infestation of germs in the naval region and reclaim the land that it once held dear of being germ free!#germocide

I smelled my finger after wiping then outta no where Randy Orton came ah..aachoo you fool! - Mr. T

by MooMoolicious February 11, 2019

accompliced

What you feel after you've helped a friend do something that could be considered kinda fucked up.

After I kept look out while Brian took a dump on the hood of his ex-girlfriend's Audi, I felt pretty accompliced.

by SJStone May 8, 2020

Accolade Inflation

A type of inflation in a social group whereby more and more shallow, empty, and easy awards keep getting made and given out to members, and thus members of the group need to show a huge number of these awards to be considered average.

There is so much accolade inflation these days it's hard to tell apart those who are average from those who have accomplished something noteworthy.

The CVs of HS students applying to college these days has a 7 page section on 'awards and recognitions' due to the constant accolade inflation.

My 5 year old came home from school with 5 daily stars for her behavior over the past 3 days, in a case of flagrant kindergarten accolade inflation.

by Sqeezle March 22, 2021

According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly

The start of the bee movie script

Person 1: stop texting me
Person 2: According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a bee should be able to fly
Person 1: *blocks*

by Pearl the Axolotl September 7, 2021