manual abortion

When you punch a pregnant woman in the gut in an attempt to aid her in the abortion of her babay. Much cheaper than a regular abortion and works 100% of the time.

Girl: I think ime pregnant
Guy: i dont want a kid... MANUAL ABORTION
*PUNCH*
Girl: thank you

by Oscar Costa March 31, 2008

Walking Abortion

n. A derogatory term for a male.

Originates from Feminazi Valerie Solanos’ SCUM (Society for Cutting Up Men) Manifesto.

The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.

by Not a Feminazi. Honest! May 27, 2004

Dutch abortion

An abortion in which the father, or man that the woman convinces is the father, go in 50/50 on the cost of her abortion.

Man: "How much is the procedure, $300?"
Woman: "Yeah"
Man: "I’ve only got $150, lets do a Dutch abortion."

by DigitalPaladin10 April 28, 2006

Tactical abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground. The baby fetus would be pushed out but the vaginal opening is concealed by the woman’s pants. Therefore the baby has no where to run and is crushed.

I pushed my 9 month pregnant wife who was carrying triplets down the stairs she landed face first and all three babies died of a tactical abortion. Unfortunately my wife survived and called the police. I am now being charged with triple homicide and attempted murder on my wife.

by TacticalAbortionClinic May 26, 2021

Kangaroo Abortion

the act of terminating a pregnancy by grappling with a pregnant woman and delivering a flying kick to her abdomen using both legs simultaneously, similar to a fighting kangaroo

“Yeah she said she wanna keep it so I grabbed her by the hair and gave her a good ole kangaroo abortion.”

by bingbong2020 April 20, 2020

australian abortion

When a sheila runs up to a roo with her hands up like she's about to box him so that he kicks her in the uterus. This is a 100% effective contraceptive

Plan B is too expensive, just pop over to the outback and get an Australian abortion.

by i'm on smoko May 12, 2018

Homesick Abortion

When you and your girl are into some freaky shit, take her dead baby thats been in the fridge and stick it in between your cock and her vagina and start fucking.

Person 1- "yup i used that homesick abortion on her ass."

Person 2- BROOOOO howd it go?

Person 1- "She's pressing charges."

by Aleksandr Aleksandrov January 9, 2017