avalanching

An act of Corprophelia in which one deficates at the highest point of a partner's body, that being the top of the head or shoulders, the goal being to create an avalanche of piping hot fecal matter down said partner's body.

George Bush is totally "avalanching" the American people.

by Scatman Crothers February 5, 2007

Green Avalanche

When a male is giving oral sex to a female and blows a snot rocket into her vagina

Hot damn theres a green avalanche rollin down my ass!

by Kyle Graper September 21, 2004

Avalith

Someone who is very fond of Linux and many other nerdy things. They are known for living in their mothers basement and having internet arguments all day about how great the Linux operating system is. They enjoy modifying anything they can to suit their needs, even when what they do just makes things worse. They claim to have a full life that may include claiming to be engaged or working at a fast food joint but it is all a lie to cover up the fact that they will live at home their whole lives.

A direct quote from an Avalith: "My computer has been running for 2 years, 5 months, 14 days, 48 minutes and 18 seconds!!"
"Did you hear what Avalith did? He installed Linux onto his fucking toaster!"
"Why the hell did he do that?"
"Who knows, but once he puts bread in it, it wont eject until he power-cycles it.

by Steven2k7 April 25, 2010

Alaskan Avalanche

Before busting a nut, you pull out and finish on her chest to where it runs down her boobs, just like an avalanche running down the mountain.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and I decided to mix it up so I gave her the Alaskan Avalanche.

by Alaskaman89 March 8, 2010

The Mists of Avalon

The best book in the world. Morgaine le Fay is awesome, Gwenhwyfar is a dill-hole, and if you have not read this book, you are missing out. Marion Zimmer Bradley=Best author ever.

Person 1: OMG! TWILIGHT IS LIEK TEH BEST BOOK IN TEH HOLE WORLD!!!
Person 2: Really? Have you read The Mists of Avalon?
Person 1: ...That's a whole title?
Person 2: *facepalm*

by Pentacle5 April 12, 2009

Avalanche

when you ejaculate on someones upper forehead and it rolls down their face like snow down a mountain

My Avalanche rolled down her face right into her mouth.

by Jason Brivens September 30, 2005

avalanche

in the motion of absorbing external liquid from a container. Upon finishing, that's when the Newton's Universal Law of Gravitation applied to this situation, which will result in many small solid form liquid (aka ice cubes)falling on unsuspected consumer's face (aka a bogan who's too drunk to remember that there's still ice in the container)

While in a party, joe had an avalanche while trying to get the last bit of his coke.

by Rob March 18, 2005