The United tax is when clubs inflate football player valuations by 60-70% when Manchester United register an interest, because they know how easy it is to rinse ManU for everything they've got.
"Harry Maguire would be worth £30m if it wasn't for the United tax, but Leicster are demanding £90m"
by ElMondo1629 July 31, 2019
Get the The United taxmug. by PsycleMD November 27, 2012
Get the Bacon Taxmug. (Noun) the money spent on gifts or treats for one's significant other, in order to show devotion to said significant other.
Also may refer to the money spent in the efforts to begin a relationship with a prospective partner.
May be abbreviated to RT or R-Tax
Also may refer to the money spent in the efforts to begin a relationship with a prospective partner.
May be abbreviated to RT or R-Tax
e.g.
1. "He'll suffer tonnes of relationship tax with a girl like that."
2. "She paid a lot of relationship tax buying him that car."
1. "He'll suffer tonnes of relationship tax with a girl like that."
2. "She paid a lot of relationship tax buying him that car."
by Kyzer_13 July 15, 2009
Get the Relationship Taxmug. Sarah: "There's a lottery to win a big house! Tickets are only £13.50!"
Matt: "Moron tax dude. You have more chance of being struck by lightning."
"Extended warranty?? How can I lose?!" - Homer Simpson with a crayon up his nose
Matt: "Moron tax dude. You have more chance of being struck by lightning."
"Extended warranty?? How can I lose?!" - Homer Simpson with a crayon up his nose
by Lurch Landcome August 9, 2018
Get the moron taxmug. The ludicrous extra amount of money people ask for when selling things in Australia during the covid pandemic.
Did you see how much old mate wanted for his 79 series LandCruiser? 30k more than it's worth.
Bloody covid tax mate, Tell him he's dreamin'
Bloody covid tax mate, Tell him he's dreamin'
by MaddogTannin March 7, 2021
Get the covid taxmug. If i start making 10% more, it'll be in higher tax bracket and bring home the same amount so fuck it.
by E0h!E September 28, 2017
Get the Tax bracketmug. A term given to the act of paying to partake in activity that is (or should be) free.
(Occasionally referred to as 'Sucker Tax')
(Occasionally referred to as 'Sucker Tax')
Paying to enter a battle of the bands competition when other bands have not.
"Those boys got rinsed with Dickhead Tax"
"I'll let him come to my birthday party, but first I'll rinse him with Dickhead Tax"
"You can have a go on this swing after me bro... for 50p (Dickhead Tax)"
"Those boys got rinsed with Dickhead Tax"
"I'll let him come to my birthday party, but first I'll rinse him with Dickhead Tax"
"You can have a go on this swing after me bro... for 50p (Dickhead Tax)"
by Asunder July 5, 2012
Get the Dickhead Taxmug.