Be assed

When a person cannot be bothered doing a task that is given to them. It is used when someone wants to remind on there backside/bum/ass. Hence the expression "Be assed"

Most of the time it is used in Liverpool, England.

"Go to the shop for me please"

"Be assed!"

by AdamLeeB October 18, 2011

Assassin's Creed III

An upcoming game to be released on Oct. 30, 2012. It is the third chapter in the Assassin's Creed series. ( Brotherhood and Revelations were continuations of Assassin's Creed II). The main character is Connor/Ratohnhaké:ton (pronounced Ra-doon-ha-gay-doon). It will take place during the American Revolution during the mid 1700's. The character will meet major historical figures such as George Washington, Benjamin Franklin and Charles Lee. The main weapon that Connor will use is a tomahawk with a blade in the shape of the Assassin's Symbol. The map, called 'The Frontier', is rumored to be 20% larger then previous games. Players can also hunt animals for money.

Guy 1: Dude, Assassin's Creed is the best game ever!
Guy 2: Wow you know that AC came out in 2007, and their already making the fifth game, called Assassin's Creed III. Its supposed to come out this fall.
Guy 1: Oh

by PAYTOCMJ August 9, 2012

Ashesh

Is a word in the Indian language of Hindi meaning "complete"

He eats, sleeps and parties, his life is Ashesh

by iamazum September 29, 2012

status assassin

Someone who misuses the word "status" as a concrete object in the workplace. This is usually the sign of a micro-manager or someone working their way towards middle management.

Mary: I asked for that report last week. Can I get a status?
Bob: It's almost done

Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.

Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!

by Jock Tam July 28, 2009

assass

A person who has multiple asses

That assass just got buttfucked in the face

by Jason June 25, 2003

Assem

Middle eastern female name. Means "beautiful"

A: Hey, what is name Assem mean?
B: It means smth wonderful & beautiful!
A: Mmm...really? cool) I'll give such name 2 my daughter)

by double_a_and_one_t July 2, 2011

Assassin

A trained killer hired for money to kill other people.

Assassin is also a song by the rock band Muse, it is probably the heaviest song on their new album

Guy 1:"I'll give you, being an assassin, £300 to kill this guy"
Guy 2: "Just a sec, I'm listening to this awesome song by Muse!"

by Tommy P1313 March 4, 2007