Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.
My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.
by The man dan with a plan December 2, 2018
Get the Ass Assault Aprilmug. by krispy kreme 101 March 4, 2022
Get the sexual assaultmug. by plssn April 11, 2020
Get the The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.mug. kika saying ben sexually assaulted her when he didn’t aka national lying about getting sexually assaulted day
by kkdumdum April 6, 2021
Get the national lying about getting sexually assaulted daymug. An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.
BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.
BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.
ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency
Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15
ATF: does he have a dog
Liberal Karen: what
ATF: just wondering
Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15
ATF: does he have a dog
Liberal Karen: what
ATF: just wondering
by WarFather August 8, 2023
Get the Assault Riflemug. You: I was taking a shower after working out at the gym the other day and this dude kept staring at my package.
Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!
Friend: Damn, you were the victim of an optical assault!
by Herbalicious September 28, 2008
Get the Optical Assaultmug. 