backout artist

Person who consistently backs out of plans and commitments.

Greg is a total backout artist, he never keeps his commitments.

by Half Carb Burger February 09, 2017

HJ Artist

A woman or man who is proficient at the art of the hand job.

"Hey Jim, how'd it go last night with Stacy?"
"Eh."
"What happened?"
"She's no HJ Artist. It was like she was shucking corn."
"Ouch."

by CarthOnasi April 07, 2007

domestic artist

a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste

whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !

jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !

by michael foolsley April 30, 2015

Platinum Artist

Someone who has beaten the Endless Set List on Expert Difficulty. In other words, some poor person who has no life whatsoever.

Jeff: DUDE! That guy is a Platinum Artist! HE MUST BE GOD! O.O

John: Nah, just a douche bag with no life.

by InfectedBoot August 07, 2009

kon artist

one of the dudes out of the rap group D12 often called Mr. Denaun Porter or simply Mr. Porter.

Man Kon Artist be making some mad beats on Eminem's albums!

by lifeandrhymesofpoop September 27, 2006

cock artist

A person who is a bit of a cock, has bad attitude or is otherwise annoying. May also be used with a homosexual connotation referring to an annoying homosexual individual

"What a Cock Artist - He's got no management skills at all" or "Stop being such a cock artist you chutney ferret"

by Marc Cain May 30, 2008

Bullshit artist

Someone who likes to lie and practices lieing.

person1: Dude wanna hang out?

Person2: Cant gotta go with my mom to the store.

Person1: Bullshit artist.

by Doh Nuts 13 June 24, 2004