Aol pimping

Going into aol's chat rooms and trying to pick up or hitting on a lot of women.

Billy:Mom not right now im AOL pimping.

bob77::hey baby whats up
richard493::Man look at bob77 go he is really aol pimping today

by keilowkei October 17, 2010

AOL Kids

the stupidest people on earth.

the reason why people are worried about education not working

omg mr c, i nede sum hed can u plz giv it 2 me i die here... brb g2g p n den i b out 4 a while...

AOL Kids are stupid...

by Josh April 8, 2003

AOL TOS

n. America Online Terms of Service. Conduct which AOL members are supposed to follow, but often do not. It includes not harassing, abusing or threatening another member; not sending spam; and not using hate speech.

-Did you read AOL TOS?
-No, nobody reads it.

by Eric Chang February 5, 2004

aol asshole

also, that person that refuses to reply, or does so so long after the intial msg that the original sender is totally clueless of what is going on.

AIM007(5:19:11 PM): sup
Aolahole is away at 7:59:46 PM.

AIM007(5:19:11 PM): hey did you see "Anchorman"?
Aolahole (7:59:46 PM): LOl yeah! "I love... lamp."

by poop January 6, 2005

AOL Keyword

Logic-minded shortcut function of the popular internet browser America Online. Over 50,000 exist and each one typically defies and escapes the logic of the AOL customer, much to the chagrin of the AOL Customer Care Consultant on the other end of the phone.

Customer: "How do I change my billing information? I tried AOL Keyword "Modify My Financial Information" and nothing came up!

Customer Care Consultant: "Umm... Did you try AOL Keyword "Billing"?

Customer: "Ohhhhhhh!"

Customer Care Consultant: *sigh*

by The Majestik Moose August 3, 2005

AOL InstaKiss

n. An e-mail phishing scam that apparently fooled a lot of AOL newbies into giving away their passwords. Users received an e-mail saying, "You've received an AOL InstaKiss!" and then were asked to enter their screen name and password.

"Hey, I just got an AOL InstaKiss! Maybe it's from that hottie Michelle!"

"OK dumbass, you just gave away your account."

by loop zoop August 7, 2011

AOL disk

used to do many things. I really dont know what has not been done with these handy little free disks.

hey i will hit that old man with this aol disk for $5.

by CarlTheShanker November 5, 2003