alien pizza

when you are from north America, and you go to Italy expecting to find "pepperoni pizza" and "cheese pizza" but you find fancy pizzas and no dominos, or vise versa.

aqwsedrftgyhujikolp;. alien pizza

by PossesedAdmiral May 28, 2020

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Alien shoulders

When one has a low enough body fat percentage and enough shoulder muscle that you can see the individual muscle fibers

“Look at Jack’s alien shoulders!! Jack has such a low body fat percentage we can see his muscle fibers”

by niks_1 September 20, 2023

Boris The Alien

Boris The Alien is a evolution of United kingdom's prime minister, Boris Johnson.
You can get him by either feeding his cheese and onion crisps, or mars bars.

Oh no, is that Boris The Alien coming to tackle us?

Yes, it is. RUN!!!

Boris The Alien is watching you.

by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022

Alien off

Curse your friends out without them even knowing!

Alien off Will

by Damian1_3 May 28, 2018

Monster/Alien

In zodiac terms, someone who is their Chinese zodiac sign from their breakthrough sun and moon.

The hip-hop culture is a monster/alien culture. My grandfather and sister are monsters: Dog and Monkey.

by mosscrab December 11, 2015

alien fistbump

A greeting found in some parts of the mid-west United States where in partners stand very close and proceed to press their pelvises together whilst knocking on the butt cheeks of their brethren with their fists. Quasi-sexual. Usually reserved for close, or odd persons. Alien in human nature, not in a cosmos way.

Man, I hadn't seen her in so long I had to give her an alien fistbump.

by Arkham69 September 12, 2018