Alien shoulders

When one has a low enough body fat percentage and enough shoulder muscle that you can see the individual muscle fibers

“Look at Jack’s alien shoulders!! Jack has such a low body fat percentage we can see his muscle fibers”

by niks_1 September 20, 2023

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Alien Math

A phrase that simpletons use to call complex mathematics that they cannot comprehend.

*It is Jerry's first day at University. He looks at some equations written out in his class.*
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...

by PrettyMuchHeisenberg September 8, 2018

Boris The Alien

Boris The Alien is a evolution of United kingdom's prime minister, Boris Johnson.
You can get him by either feeding his cheese and onion crisps, or mars bars.

Oh no, is that Boris The Alien coming to tackle us?

Yes, it is. RUN!!!

Boris The Alien is watching you.

by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022

The Holy Alien

The Holy Alien aka Gunnar is one of the worst csgo players in the world, he is so bad that he makes people kill them selfs.

Gunnar is also very gay and like big fat hairy black balls

The Holy Alien stop looking at the wall and come to A site

by GUnnarGAming March 27, 2023

Saw the Alien

To become aware of the greater reality of a situation through witnessing a life-changing and sudden truth that had previously been considered inconceivable.

Obama decided not to close Guantanamo Bay after he became president and he saw the alien. It turns out that the war on terror is a massive cover-up for alien activity in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I went to Carl's Jr. for a double six dollar burger until I saw the alien and noticed how many calories it had.

by dizzyhayride January 7, 2011

Alien Choon

A choon with a beat and rhythm that mimics that of Extra Terrestrial life, sometimes misinterpreted for a scary choon

“Oi play that banger mate”
“Nah not yet, that’s an alien choon, and will send you to the astral planes”

by John-GangLyfe-Adams April 25, 2019