Alfie

Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)
Hi Alfie your a wetty neek wasteman *alfie sobs* “I’m ok.”

“Okay neek.”
by Not a neek November 15, 2020
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Look at Alfie
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Alfie is a short tempered and short minded person. But he makes up for it in his pants with hi 44 inch cock.
Ned: ayo Alfie your looking extra small today
Alfie: I’m two foot but I could still fuck your bitch
by Wild daddy 778 September 19, 2020
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Alfie's are kind, caring and friendly people. They are usually smart and will help you with your question. However, don't mistake Alfie for a teddy bear, as he can break your jaw if he wanted to. Alfie's are usually not very sporty, but try their best at everything. An Alfie wouldn't seem like someone who could hurt you, but like I said, he could break your jaw.
Friend: Did you hear that Alfie broke that guys jaw yesterday?
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.
by RespectTheVeterans January 12, 2022
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Alfie is a sheep
by Pancake ;) November 24, 2021
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A fucking Legand
Alfie is a fucking legand to this world
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very silly guy. His daily activities consist of farting constantly ad it STINKS. He also burps, stinky guy. smelllllyyyyyy
did you see that guy? He's definitely an ALFIE
How did you know?
Can't u smell his arse?
by DylanPleaseBustInMe January 28, 2024
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