The Prince Albert Effect

when you want to do something a little bit more every day until eventually it all becomes too much; you are overcome by your once-minuscule desires and go out and do something you would've thought was crazy months ago

The Prince Albert Effect is so named because it is a key reason many men get Prince Albert piercings (a bolt through your shlong) - it seems kinda cool one day, then after a few weeks, months, (hours) of it weighing on your mind, you finally decide "Hey, sweet! I'm going to get me one of those!" and then shock EVERYONE.
A while back, Brad was thinking about getting a Prince Albert. The idea really grew on him over the course of a few months, and last weekend, Brad got the piercing, thus experiencing the Prince Albert Effect (literally).
by Amferny March 04, 2008
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Albert Einstein's brother

a person who has accomplished virtually nothing in comparison to another person close to them, such as a sibling or a friend
Albert Einstein's mom: (on the phone) Oh hello, Albert! . . . The Theory of Relativity! Oh my! . . . You explained the photoelectric effect? . . . Nominated for a Nobel Prize for Physics! . . . Thats wonderful Albert! Absolutely wonderful! . . . Alright, love you too Albert! Goodbye!" (hangs up)
Albert Einstein's brother: (racing down the stairs) Mother! I just received my report card, I got A's in all of my classes!"
Albert Einstein's mother: But did you solve some the greatest questions in physics?
Albert Einstein's brother: I-I got all A's, mom.
Albert Einstein's mother: (sobs) . . . WHY CAN'T YOU BE HIM! (runs away crying)
Albert Einstein's brother: . . . damn f***ing smart piece of sh**. Where's the blowdryer? I'm going to go take a bath.
by PikaFan157 October 04, 2006
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prince albert

after doing a woman/man in the arse, you pull out your penis and rub it underneath their nose, leaving a mustache made of shit
gay man1:'pull it, out it hurts now'
gay man2:'ok, can i prince albert you?'
gay man1:'um.... ok then!!!'
by codename : mnimd March 06, 2007
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Prince Albert Piercing

A body-piercing of the penis, in which a metal ring (which begins almost straight and is later bent, with pliers, into a round shape) of various compositions (some are Sterling Silver, some Gold, some Surgical Stainless Steel) and various circumferences (ranging from that of a U.S. dime to that of a U.S. quarter), is installed in the penis. The entry point is the frenulum (which is that part of the penis located just behind the area where the glans tapers up), and the exit point is the urethra (from which urine and semen flow). When performed by a competent Piercer, it's installation produces excruciating pain, but only of a second's duration. If you're contemplating getting one, insist on the Piercer's License, as to prevent contracting a STD.
Yeah. But the bad news is that because he had this "Prince Albert Piercing," he has to wear a Tampax in his undies for the next week, as there is residual bleeding from the proceedure for a short time.
by acrobat19129 July 11, 2010
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Albert Lea, Minnesota

A small town in southern Minnesota filled with nothing but pot heads, meth heads, and sluts.
Me: Dude, do you live in Albert Lea, Minnesota?
Friend: Yes?
Me: You poor thing, you..
by pipsqueeky6 August 07, 2012
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Zebular Albert South

Hang out outside of Japanese themed bars in the north east.
Often asks for weed
In desperate need of a banjo player
Hey I met Zebular Albert South the other day. He asked if I had any weed.
by JazzyJ89 May 04, 2019
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Albert Einstein Maneuver

While being under 30 years of age, fucking someone whom is the age of Albert Einstein when he died
Dude your mom is great at the Albert Einstein Maneuver
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