alabama’d

Getting an invite to participate in an event, on no merit other than branding

Although their football resume had a loss and did not play in their conference championship, they Alabama’d their way to the CFB over more qualifying teams because of their brand.

The popular girl in school Alabama’d her way to receiving an A by having an affair with her teacher.

by UCF_Twitter_Mafia March 24, 2018

Alabama Barn Slammer

the act of slamming the lid of a toilet seat down upon one's testicles repeatedly

Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.

by Sethsucks December 7, 2009

Alabama High-Test

Sweet stinky weed grown mostly by hicks in the backwoods of Alabama.

I got a pound of Alabama High-Test that I'm trying to get to Tennessee.

by Ketch13 February 19, 2009

alabama firefighter

The act of lighting your partners pubic hair on fire, then ejactulating to put it out. Much like a firefighter would a house ablaze.

"Man Dylan, she's still complaining about her 3rd degree burns. I couldn't cum fast enough. That alabama firefighter can really sneak up on a guy"

by Double D Productions March 29, 2008

Alabama License Plate

A reference to the cheesy tattoos hillbilly chicks get just above their ass.

See also Universal Whore Tattoo, Tramp Stamp, Whore Tattoo, Ass Antlers, Slut Stamp,

(To friend in bar); "See that chick over there? The one with Alabama License Plate on her back. Yea, that one. I banged the shit out of her last weekend, but she is such a ho-bag I had to double park my dick on her ass just to get some."
(Friend); "That is some repugnant fucked-up shit. Stop talking and buy me another beer you twisted piss-freak."

by S-D May 18, 2007

Alabama Hammer

The act of grabbing your huge cock by the base, and smacking it repeatedly off the forehead of another!

"Did you see the nasty bruise on Garrett's forehead?" "Yeah, someone told me that Carl gave him the Alabama Hammer!"

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 13, 2009

Alabama Rule

an ever-changing rule that has any purpose that is required for the current situation, you are required to say "Alabama Rule" immediately before of after stating your position on an argument. Alabama Rule is primarily used in sports and recreation.

Your safe, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, The ball was out.
We win, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, one point for us.

by AlabamaRule May 19, 2011