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Yuletide Log

The massive shit you do on Boxing Day after stuffing your face on Christmas Day
Guy #1 - "Hey mate, where are you off to?"

Guy #2 - "It's time to release the Yuletide Log"
by Ayroxus94 March 9, 2016
mugGet the Yuletide Logmug.

Log Blocked

When you are trying to go to the bathroom and take a dump but somebody interrupts you on the way and you have to hold it in until conversation is over.
Got log blocked by the IT guy. Now I really have to go or I will download in my pants.
by That Swedish Guy. August 2, 2011
mugGet the Log Blockedmug.

Prime Log

it's this one log that tommyinnit had in his exile arc in the dream smp minecraft server, which is apparently used to get his primes along with ringing a bell and screaming "TWITCH PRIME" at his chat, and it seems to work well!!
tommyinnit : we're at the prime log chat, you know what to do
by sqk17 February 11, 2021
mugGet the Prime Logmug.

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.
Lucy left Duncan a decorative log

'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'
by Barneyfowell June 14, 2016
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Lifer Log

(Type, Person)
Slang term commonly used to describe man who is willing to go to jail &/or do prison time for a certain amount as p/m or p/y . Lifer Logs are usually only needed when in a high scale job was botched.
Did you hear **** is looking for a Lifer Log after the whole Baylee job ?

Jeremy is a lifer log, he usually leaves all his money to his wife and kids.
by PhishTahkos April 2, 2017
mugGet the Lifer Logmug.

Pog Log

A shit, in which the sheer mass actually surprised you
Lowkey had a pog log earlier, it was intense as hell
by The dawgo January 16, 2021
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log by bulb

The thing that's supposed to get changed by joe many liberals
Day 9329472389474328482384729354895 of waiting for joe many liberals to change a log by bulb:
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
mugGet the log by bulbmug.

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