Theo woolridge

Someone with a huge penis that hangs to their knee

Theo woolridge

by Theoooooooooio September 2, 2022

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The type of guy who gives no f*cks. He acts crazy in public and doesn't care what people think of him. He loves asking stupid questions like asking a teacher if he failed NNN. Overall Theo's are crazy and energetic guys.

Max:"Hey did you see that guy running around screaming during lunch"
Billy:"Oh, he must be a Theo."

by THEOIZCOOL November 1, 2022

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A skinny guy, pretty tall, really hot and has a god sized dick, guys want to be friends with and and girls go head-over-heels for him. Does have anger issues but is an amazing em-path underneath, if you has him as a friend/boyfriend, treasure him because he may be annoying, but goddamn does he love people.

def 1: damn Theo has a big dick
def 2: Theo is an amazing friend
def 3: boy do I love Theo

by Some Random Racist November 14, 2022

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Theo is a person with more leg then upper body, A shit australian accent, and gives a 1 million mile stare. A Theo also has emo hair, and only has baggy clothes.

Guy - Damm that person looks wierd.

Other guy - He must be a Theo.

by SUUUUUUIIIIIIIII November 23, 2022

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Theo’s are harmfully sexy and have 12+inch shmeets. However they are extremely vulnerable to cute dudes.

Example

Friend 1:see that boy over there?
Friend 2: yes, with the sexy hair?
Friend 1: uhuh, ask him out for me.
Friends 2: bitch he’s mine, I’ll bet he’s a Theo.

by Theostaysstrapped April 25, 2022

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