simp

a simple-minded poser, either to themselves or to the public, typically but not exclusively related to wannabe pimps/fuckboys

Bob casts a wide-net on social media platforms to obtain a steady crop of girls to hookup with, what a simp!

by spikeydildo February 10, 2017

SIMP

SIMP stands for The Slovakian Independence Movement Party, because nobody needs Czechoslovakia, only Slovakia

Us Slovaks are real SIMPs alright. For God and Country we fight like SIMPs.

by Hlinka Guard June 25, 2020

Simp

If incels were one extreme. The simps would be the other.

Simp: If I worship women and use personality as an coping mechanism and an argument to berate incels. I'll get hitched in no time!

by It's my fault I got cheated on May 18, 2020

simp

you

if you searched for this. you a simp. i don't make the rules.

by rae.the.gae May 7, 2021

Simp

a Simp is a person usual an owner of a Five M Server, Usually has a God complex,

Named Nigel Peters or some Other Fucking terrible Name like that
Definitely has a small pee pee and parent don't love him so much he had to move country

Damn your being a fucking Simp right now

by Simplover1221 May 27, 2020

Simp

You are being way too nice to a girl for her to like you

Bob: buys girl a plane
Joe: why did u do that ur not even dating

bob: i know I was being nice

Joe: ur a simp

by swallow a car August 3, 2020

Simp

When a guy puts his girl on his Instagram Story, but never the boys

Guys did you see Doubz's instagram story? What a simp.

by Goirish831 April 4, 2020