Occu-Pie

Occu-Pie:

The time spent sitting at your Aunt's Thanksgiving table. Not because you enjoy the conversation or are digesting your food but simply because you are waiting for the Pie. Occu-pie.
Ashley ( whispers): honey, I would like to leave but we are going to have to sit here for a while longer while we wait for desert.

Oscar: I would wait all day for that. She's got Apply, Berry, Pumpkin, sweet potato, pecan, and the entire pie menu from Marie Calendars up in her kitchen.

Ashley: Well, Aunt Cocoa is PGC.. and everyone else is still eating and talking so we will have to just Occu-pie until we get some.
by chrisSIS November 23, 2011
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Pie Pants

the term was invented by Bart Simpson in the Episode "She of Little Faith" (Episode 275 - DABF02, Season 13) when homer was buliding a model rocket, Milhouse commented that he never knew that Homer was so interested in Science, but since Homer hates science (and nerds), Bart said Milhouse actually said "pie pants"... to which homer replied "mmmmm pie pants".... later he says "the word un-blowuppable is thrown around alot these days..." freaking hilarious!
mmmmm pie pants - a great food, and for simpsons geeks, another word for science
by adrian sky November 18, 2006
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Mandarin Pie

The act of giving an Asian woman a creampie.
I went down to Burford Highway and gave that slut a Mandarin Pie.
by Jiggawhut November 03, 2013
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Dino-pie

When you add ejaculate to a cookie.
Homie 1 “hey bro let’s make a Dino-pie and eat them as a goof

Homie 2 “yeah bro, Let’s cross dress and eat Dino pies as a goof, we definitely aren’t gay or anything”
by Perfect buddy GA October 21, 2021
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Floating pie

When an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. While she's under water
her floppy vagina floats to the surface.

also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable muffin
Where's grandma? I've been looking for hours
and can't find her. What's that? It looks like a floating pie. Wait a minute, that's grandma! I found her!
by rhpsmann July 19, 2009
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cutie pie

what you call someone who is cute and cannot handle expressions of sweetness yet secretly enjoys them. best accompanied by over the top emojis.
Hey, cutie pie.🐻💖
You are a cutie pie.💋👩 ❤️ 💋 👨
Ugly cutie pie 😻💘
by Krkič September 17, 2019
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pass the pie

Yes we all have different political perspectives in this family and it’s Thanksgiving - so pass the pie!
by Dr Bunnygirl December 06, 2019
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