Occu-Pie 

Occu-Pie:

The time spent sitting at your Aunt's Thanksgiving table. Not because you enjoy the conversation or are digesting your food but simply because you are waiting for the Pie. Occu-pie.

Ashley ( whispers): honey, I would like to leave but we are going to have to sit here for a while longer while we wait for desert.

Oscar: I would wait all day for that. She's got Apply, Berry, Pumpkin, sweet potato, pecan, and the entire pie menu from Marie Calendars up in her kitchen.

Ashley: Well, Aunt Cocoa is PGC.. and everyone else is still eating and talking so we will have to just Occu-pie until we get some.

Occu-Pie by chrisSIS November 23, 2011

Jerk Occupied 

When a girl only dates guys that will hurt her and leave her crying.

Guy #1: Why has that girl been crying so much lately?

Guy #2: I think it's because she's been jerk occupied. She'll only date men that will hurt her.

Jerk Occupied by Quzu June 9, 2011

occupie 

n. The ultimate goal of the Occupy Wall Street protesters, and, by extension, the goal of protesters everywhere, in any field (or parking lot).

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We are not rudderless slackers with no goals. We are fighting for a piece of the occupie!

Not much of a fight dude.

occupie by gnostic1 October 29, 2011

otherwise occupied

the polite term given in public when one explains that one's apartment or housemates are having sex

Esther: Where are John and Sally?
Keith: They are otherwise occupied and will be joining us shortly.

otherwise occupied by bookeef August 7, 2007

Occupied Palestine 

Israel

American: Dude grab your passport and let's go visit Israel!
Haji: Sorry bro it reads, "The holder of this passport is not entitled to travel to the occupied Palestine".

Occupied Palestine by CricketSpook January 24, 2009

occupie 

n. The elusive "something" that "Occupy Wall Street" protesters are trying to obtain a piece of. It could be justice; it could be peace; it could be ineffable. Whatever it is, they all want a piece of the occupie.

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Dude! Scrape the peace stickers off your dad's old hippie tent and let's get down to Wall Street and grab a piece of that occupie.

Should I grab his acoustic guitar too?

No. It doesn't seem to have that protest-song vibe. Also, there are porta-potties and a lack of stoners selling each other hand-made jewelry.

It will come man. It will come.

occupie by gnostic 1 October 17, 2011

Occupiers 

Those mutant humans squatting in the inner cities who want to eat you and are immune to all logic or appeal to rationality.

Will Smith in I AM LEGEND tried to point out the truth to the Occupiers but their brains were infected and they wouldn't listen to his reasoned explanation.

Occupiers by OneAndOnlyZel January 15, 2012