Fuck the Mop

A way to express disbelief or amazement in response to an event or statement.

Gosh!

No way! Really?

"!!!? Fuck the mop, woman/man/name of person."

by tsophi March 22, 2021

Spin Mop

The Female version of a Fidget Spinner

My Wife enjoys her new Spin Mop, now she can relieve stress AND keep my floors clean

by ELCHEEZE October 4, 2018

april mop

April mop is another word for defining April Fools day. Widely used in the hood

April mop you sucker

by Doctor Michael April 1, 2020

Boily Mop

The male variation of the term “girly pop”

Man: HEY THERE GIRLY POP

Woman: HII BOILY MOP

by raindrops01 June 26, 2023

socialist mop

An metaphorical implement by which Democrats clean up messes left by Republicans. Compare and contrast with the actual mop apparently used to clean up "messes" left by Democrats; that is, the ones that weren't left to crust over on some blue dress.

Whiny Republican as interpreted by President Barrack Obama:

"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."

by JTK4 October 19, 2009

twat mop

n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.

May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.

R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.

by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010

D-mop

Any person from the town of Demopolis, Al, that is overly awkward and uncool to be seen around. Also has serious trouble talking to any girl in a socially acceptable way.

Girl 1 : "Who's that creepy guy dancing over there?"
Girl 2 : "Oh, he is just D-mop"

by fhau October 1, 2009