A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.
'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'
by ohmegalomaniac March 25, 2016
Person1 "Did you see thatMop-head the other day."
Person2 "I know so annoying, I just want to stick him in a bucket!"
Person2 "I know so annoying, I just want to stick him in a bucket!"
by XTheBadMonkeyX March 01, 2016
by Sandy4ever98 March 29, 2019
by raindrops01 June 26, 2023
An metaphorical implement by which Democrats clean up messes left by Republicans. Compare and contrast with the actual mop apparently used to clean up "messes" left by Democrats; that is, the ones that weren't left to crust over on some blue dress.
Whiny Republican as interpreted by President Barrack Obama:
"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."
"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."
by JTK4 October 19, 2009
A man with a stupid haircut that looks like a mop. He also has a stoopeed mustache that’s super thicc and curly
by Oof Mcgregor November 18, 2019
n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
D: That is revolting.
by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010